Burglar Gets Stuck on Exercise Machine

A burglar got stuck upside-down on an exercise machine during a break-in in Salina, Kansas.

The homeowner woke up to noises in his basement around 5 AM, to discover that 39-year-old Jamey Sanders was stuck, hanging upside-down from an inversion table.  An inversion table is a piece of exercise equipment where you hang upside-down and do sit-ups.

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Apparently, Jame didn’t have enough core strength to sit-up and undo the straps around his ankles.  The only thing he managed to steal before he tried to exercise was a container of cranberry juice.  He was arrested for aggravated burglary.